lucu

perkara lucu yang telah berlaku baru baru ini.

1. minggu lepas menjadi si paloi di stesen minyak senadin.(rahsia antara aku dan mael)

2. menginterbiu seorang budak bernama A

RB: Nama?
A: A
RB: Isi borang jap.
A: Ok..
selang 30 saat si A menggaru kepala..
A:Encik.kamek lupak nombo IC kamek..IC lupak rah umah..
RB:brapa umo ko tek?camne boleh lupak..
A:umor kamek??kamek rasa dah lepas 18..eh..kamek pun x pasti..
RB:(hairan)..tarikh lahir ko bila?
A:tarikh lahir kamek pun x ingat.lamak dah..
RB:................................(diam untuk 5 minit seterusnya sambil tetak..)...............ok la..ko balit,ko tnyak mak ko balit, ko embak ic ko ke ctok..

3. Membaca borang permohonan kerja seseorang yang bernama B.....ya rabbi..besa2 tulis rah ruangan ya gambar passport..yang ko lekat gamba ko posing rah taman bunga tok pahal?full body gik ya..tangan lam poket rambut belah tengah..bang..kitak salah anta tok bang..tok bukan majalah mangga.

4. Bos berik 2 igek borang orang mintak kerja..
B:u call them for interview,but do not accept them.
RB:erk..y?(sambil nangga borang..)
B:u c that face..that murderer face..if i got a gun i kill him first.aiya..ini company mau bkin minyak maa..bukan mo interbiu jadi komunis..
RB:oooo..hahaha..u already read the form sir?
B: no.y?
RB:look at this C fellow..alasan berhenti kerja before this, diduang kerja.(mengikut ejaan yang telah di eja).this fellow D,alasan berhenti kerja, Bos melarikan diri..aiyo..
B:eh..betol ka??gila ini orang..
RB:one more thing.them both got same hobby.
B: whats that?
RB:they write here, Sukan Malam. bos. what is sukan malam?
B:hahahahahha..cilaka diaorang ini..go and ask them la nanti.hahahaha..(bos tetak dari pukol 4.30 petang sampey nya balit pukol 6 petang..krem jak sik rahang nya)


aiyo...sukan malam..aiyo...

unexpected life

bersarang udah blog tok.xdahal.xda org baca juak nak..its months passed by. JUNE already..its like yesterday is still like February. i bet a girl with name June have a cute face but always surprising. its 0016 hours and i haven't had a sleepy eyes, because i slept earlier.(penat maaaa) dining with 2 pieces of burger. being busy lately with mill commissioning, mill inspection, maintenance plan, mill upkeep, mill box up. aiyo...may i take rest from all of that?

its not to late to wish selamat penganten baru to my closest friend. hazmi. since the reception, i never meet him anymore. a married guy wouldn't hang out with those insanely single guys.TRUE STORY. what to say, he got new commitment in his life that should be taken more serious rather than those insanely single guys..including me..huahuahua..may Allah bless their marriage and last for the rest of their life. and to my other friends (KAB n HASILAH) who has tied their knot. konggereytulasen. wa....wedding season!!!!!!!!!

and what is it for me?stilll setting up my pace in my life. next target!!!!nintendo WII...hahaha..(thats what a nerd like me like to play with..hahah) and currently enjoying my life and trying to make life interesting.hhahaha..misi menginang pusak bermula!

p/s:every second passed is a moment.just make the best of them to be memorable.

time to ngerepak.

DOSH inspection around the corner. to be precise 3 more days. and preparation is only 2 days.arghhh dammit. a very damn good task given to me.."do all the 10 days work in 2 days." ohh crap!!but whining could not solve the problem. then just do. ton of reports, meetings and analysis also modification.adoi..it keep make me think.why i take this job. sigh. its true what mr. H told me last time.
'in life you never get both at the same time'..AGREED!your pay is good but your work should be just like your pay.ayooooooo..can i just quit and sell cendol?ayoooo..



P/S: aku masih di tahap stabil.

in relationship

Meet aleya.si hitam manis.cintaku.sayangku

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ketenangan

Hello.
How's life?
Ahhhhhh.bulsit.
Its hard to carry a title of superior with age of early 20's. Dealing with those who are 20 years ahead you can give you massive migrain everyday. Its really hard when a guy with theory to give opinion to a guy who with experience that much further than you. Thats when experience beat theory. To make any modification for those who has work with out dated scheme seem to be troubling for both side. Accepting is the most difficult thing to be happen. Sometimes it takes a day..a month..a year or forever. Ahhhhhh crap..a rookie always a rookie in champions eyes.fullstop.

P/s: liverpool menang..hahaha

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oh crap

hot tempered person is a person that having a constant amount of anger but frequent. differ from that person who seldom express their anger is quiet a dangerous person. in battle field they always use hand grenade. but nuclear only used once. think it that way. people say don't push the button yet they still push it. as hulk always say..don't make me angry..you don't like me when im angry.

merujuk kepada perkara di atas. saya, joe (bukan nama sebenar) telah marah. perkara ini telah berlaku sepanjang minggu lepas di mana saya tidak dapat lagi menahan kemarahan yang saya simpan sejak saya habis tingkatan lima di sekalah yang tidak perlu saya sebut namanya kerana sekolah itu amat bagus.

setelah 23 tahun 4 bulan saya hidup di dunia ini, saya mungkin pernah marah untuk beberapa kali sahaja, selebih nya saya tidak marah..saya gembira.walaupun saya selalu kena marah.

semenjak habis tingkatan lima saya hanya akan diam bila saya marah.perkara in berlarutan sehingga ke hari semalam. dan hari semalam adalah hari yang malang bagi sesiapa yang telah lalu di depan saya kerana mereka telah dibaling secara kejam dengan pen marker dan pemadam papan putih.

walaupun begitu, ini adalah satu petanda baik dimana saya berkemungkinan akan marah lagi di dlam 5 shingga 6 tahun yang akan datang. saya juga ingin meminta maaf kepada insan2 yang di baling semalam dan insan2 yang telah di tengking oleh saya. kerjasama anda amatlah saya hargai.



yang benar
joe(bkn nama sebenar)


p/s: keep your anger down in your heart because other people also have their anger too.

change

people can change. that is the basic principle for human. but this fact cannot being change if some particular human does not want any changes in their life. but the fact is humans do change. same goes to redzuan (bukan nama sebenar). before, he just an ordinary guy that does not have any attention from anyone in his life(sadis). his life is boring but he enjoy every second of his boring life. but now, his life not boring anymore. but super duper boring. (he change) before, he don't talk so much (pendiam). but now he talk every second of his life (mengerepak). that's why he become even boring. (he change) before he always sleep late, overslept and never finish his work on time. but now he still sleep late, wake up early and still failed to be on time. (he change.....sikit la.) before he never ever expressed his fury to anyone, because he dont know how to expressed them. but now his face resemble a serial killer who will kill anyone got in his way.(he change drastically) before he never left his precious treasure behind wherever he go except for toilet.(D70) now he not even touch d70..poor d70..(he change)...eh..dah2..cukup la what changing. i know i wan to sleep..and change my position to sleep.sleep..sleep


p/s:i watch u change....................................

0122 hours

i wish i could grab her hand. again.











p/s: can i grab ur hand?

if i could

mengantok..2344 hours...mendengar lagu..perut penoh..tgh berketek2 henpon..naip rah ctok..berketek3 lgik..


hujan2..


P/s: what done is done.

kenak ceramah

Adoii..dengan muka penuh slambakodok aku nak selalu di lihat oleh anda..mun anda kenal aku la nak..aku msok ke opis temu bos ngn safety geng dr hq(padahal sorg jak..nak lain trainie jak)

Aku: Bos. they want to do site visit bos.(insan tersengih2)

Bos : ok2..but i want to see u first la..they can wait for 2 minutes rite..

aku: sure..(pusin belakang rondeng2 ngn Ms L n d gang..)

Bos : last time, Tuan Haji S ask me about your progress. i told him that you are .......................(confidential..xleh padah..panjang berjela nya muji aku..hahahha). and then he told me that he heard from someone that u are looking for another job..are u looking for one?

aku: tidak la..mana ada saya cari kerja lain encik..but i got friends ask me to join them.

Bos: what company?

aku: aiyo..byk encik..surveying ada..oil n gas ada.. boiler ada..even another palm oil mill pun ada..

Bos : u see aa redzuan..those oil n gas is blablabla..u better make a good decision. always ask ur parents about something u not sure about..u can discuss with me..

aku: (dgn muka selamba) ok.

Bos : are u enjoy working here? did someone pressure u here?u got any problem with anyone here?u can be open 2 me..is it our higher management?or people u handle?i can talk to them..

aku: no la..i dun hve any problem wif anyone.(tipu) no pressure here.(tipu lagik) i enjoy la here.(sah penipu)

Bos: i know u work until night evryday.last week u work until 1 am kan.dun work like dat.u shud get rest.u even work on sat n sun kan.u shud go n hve fun smtimes.dun burden yourself.

aku: im sorry encik.once u give me task i will finish it even it take time until subuh.then i can sleep n rest well..

Bos : u see aa redzuan.(ceramah selepas tok kira2 abis dlm 15 minit kemudian)

15 minit kemudian........

Bos: ok redzuan..i want u to think about it..any decision u want to make please ask ur parents..

Aku: ok.errrr..i better get going..they are.still waiting for me outside..

Aku keluar dr opis trus plah kerja smbil berkata dlm ati..'sapa lah yang bocor rahsia aku mk keja tmpat lain..adoi..'

P/s:aku asa nak makan eskrem..sapa mok aku blnja?huahuahua.

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fireworks.

Its normal when Chinese New Year, the whole town is like going for artilery battle.missle here and there.noise from night to dawn.when day come..its seem pretty foggy..awesome..happy new years for those who are chinese and especially to my chinese relatives..(aiya..its has been years since i go vsit them for new year..yet they come vsit us evry raya..adoi..)

its holiday for everyone..but im here working..adoi..thats the reality of working enviroment for the post i work for..in the bright side..im the boss today..yeehaa..kilang aku yang punya..

and there he comes with new signing and blast a goal and leeds the team to win..nice move to put in Suarez in the team and looking for Andy Carrol to tighen the frontline up.keep it up Kop.

p/s: boring ku di kilang..

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menulis

Menulis lagik

Ari2 meeting..redzuan bosan..ari2 ngadap bos dgr bos merepak..redzuan bosan..ari2 ngerepak ngn supervisor..redzuan bosan..ari2 supplier call suggest brg..redzuan boring..ari2 call supplier order brg sbb machine byk condem..redzuan boring..ari2 trun kerja..redzuan boring..

Haish..pa nak jadi ngn redzuan..

Love is like drugs..make u high and feel awesome..but when you out of it you going to be crazy..congratulation to my very fine friend, Hazmi Rahim who are soon to be engaged to his drug next 2 weeks. not to forget to my dearest friends and sweet couples, Nurul Razak and Saiful Fikri who are going to be engaged in April. May Allah bless your relationship and i'm looking foward for wedding invitation from all of you..wahhhhh..and yet i still left single..(sesiapa yg berminat mengisi kekosongan in boleh segera request in relationship di FB..)

P/s: kekayaan, kesejahteraan, kebahagian semuanya terletak di tangan tuhan..bukan di tangan bapak..(ayat dr filem ahmad albab)

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0037hours-sesi merapu

tangankumasihmengetukpapankekuncikoputerriba,matakumasihbulat(sebabmatakutidaksepet).tekananditempatkerjatelahmembuatkansayamenjaditerasamalasuntukmenekanspacebar.......pesananseorangengineermudayangtidakadapengalamankepadaandasemua...andaikataandasudahmempunyaianakatauakanmempunyaianak,janganlahdisuruhanakandaitumenjadiseorangengineer,keranaituakanmenyiksaanakanda,biarlahanakandajadiapayangdiamahukan,bukanapayangkitasuruhdiajadi....adeh..malaskuberceritahalkerja..tangbodojakupa..

adeh..udah udah la tok..aku kedirik xpat baca..

P/s: 'paksu..nanti besa farid nak jd otomen la paksu...'