bersarang udah blog tok

ya nang lamak la ku x apdet blog tok..aku tekejut juak blog tok maseh wujud. so xda apa2 nak di cerita ku ctok. coma nak naip jak sementara dudok cangok2 rah opis tok tek. kerja alang2 nak siap tp kita menulis la dlok nak. so lak gik ku miker apa nak di post sbb aku xda idea nak ngepost apa tek nak..coma nak naip jak tek..mun tokrang xmok maca xboh baca.orait.dan yang teraher aku rindu ngn miss bunga.ehem ehem.

lucu

perkara lucu yang telah berlaku baru baru ini.

1. minggu lepas menjadi si paloi di stesen minyak senadin.(rahsia antara aku dan mael)

2. menginterbiu seorang budak bernama A

RB: Nama?
A: A
RB: Isi borang jap.
A: Ok..
selang 30 saat si A menggaru kepala..
A:Encik.kamek lupak nombo IC kamek..IC lupak rah umah..
RB:brapa umo ko tek?camne boleh lupak..
A:umor kamek??kamek rasa dah lepas 18..eh..kamek pun x pasti..
RB:(hairan)..tarikh lahir ko bila?
A:tarikh lahir kamek pun x ingat.lamak dah..
RB:................................(diam untuk 5 minit seterusnya sambil tetak..)...............ok la..ko balit,ko tnyak mak ko balit, ko embak ic ko ke ctok..

3. Membaca borang permohonan kerja seseorang yang bernama B.....ya rabbi..besa2 tulis rah ruangan ya gambar passport..yang ko lekat gamba ko posing rah taman bunga tok pahal?full body gik ya..tangan lam poket rambut belah tengah..bang..kitak salah anta tok bang..tok bukan majalah mangga.

4. Bos berik 2 igek borang orang mintak kerja..
B:u call them for interview,but do not accept them.
RB:erk..y?(sambil nangga borang..)
B:u c that face..that murderer face..if i got a gun i kill him first.aiya..ini company mau bkin minyak maa..bukan mo interbiu jadi komunis..
RB:oooo..hahaha..u already read the form sir?
B: no.y?
RB:look at this C fellow..alasan berhenti kerja before this, diduang kerja.(mengikut ejaan yang telah di eja).this fellow D,alasan berhenti kerja, Bos melarikan diri..aiyo..
B:eh..betol ka??gila ini orang..
RB:one more thing.them both got same hobby.
B: whats that?
RB:they write here, Sukan Malam. bos. what is sukan malam?
B:hahahahahha..cilaka diaorang ini..go and ask them la nanti.hahahaha..(bos tetak dari pukol 4.30 petang sampey nya balit pukol 6 petang..krem jak sik rahang nya)


aiyo...sukan malam..aiyo...

unexpected life

bersarang udah blog tok.xdahal.xda org baca juak nak..its months passed by. JUNE already..its like yesterday is still like February. i bet a girl with name June have a cute face but always surprising. its 0016 hours and i haven't had a sleepy eyes, because i slept earlier.(penat maaaa) dining with 2 pieces of burger. being busy lately with mill commissioning, mill inspection, maintenance plan, mill upkeep, mill box up. aiyo...may i take rest from all of that?

its not to late to wish selamat penganten baru to my closest friend. hazmi. since the reception, i never meet him anymore. a married guy wouldn't hang out with those insanely single guys.TRUE STORY. what to say, he got new commitment in his life that should be taken more serious rather than those insanely single guys..including me..huahuahua..may Allah bless their marriage and last for the rest of their life. and to my other friends (KAB n HASILAH) who has tied their knot. konggereytulasen. wa....wedding season!!!!!!!!!

and what is it for me?stilll setting up my pace in my life. next target!!!!nintendo WII...hahaha..(thats what a nerd like me like to play with..hahah) and currently enjoying my life and trying to make life interesting.hhahaha..misi menginang pusak bermula!

p/s:every second passed is a moment.just make the best of them to be memorable.

time to ngerepak.

DOSH inspection around the corner. to be precise 3 more days. and preparation is only 2 days.arghhh dammit. a very damn good task given to me.."do all the 10 days work in 2 days." ohh crap!!but whining could not solve the problem. then just do. ton of reports, meetings and analysis also modification.adoi..it keep make me think.why i take this job. sigh. its true what mr. H told me last time.
'in life you never get both at the same time'..AGREED!your pay is good but your work should be just like your pay.ayooooooo..can i just quit and sell cendol?ayoooo..



P/S: aku masih di tahap stabil.

in relationship

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ketenangan

Hello.
How's life?
Ahhhhhh.bulsit.
Its hard to carry a title of superior with age of early 20's. Dealing with those who are 20 years ahead you can give you massive migrain everyday. Its really hard when a guy with theory to give opinion to a guy who with experience that much further than you. Thats when experience beat theory. To make any modification for those who has work with out dated scheme seem to be troubling for both side. Accepting is the most difficult thing to be happen. Sometimes it takes a day..a month..a year or forever. Ahhhhhh crap..a rookie always a rookie in champions eyes.fullstop.

P/s: liverpool menang..hahaha

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oh crap

hot tempered person is a person that having a constant amount of anger but frequent. differ from that person who seldom express their anger is quiet a dangerous person. in battle field they always use hand grenade. but nuclear only used once. think it that way. people say don't push the button yet they still push it. as hulk always say..don't make me angry..you don't like me when im angry.

merujuk kepada perkara di atas. saya, joe (bukan nama sebenar) telah marah. perkara ini telah berlaku sepanjang minggu lepas di mana saya tidak dapat lagi menahan kemarahan yang saya simpan sejak saya habis tingkatan lima di sekalah yang tidak perlu saya sebut namanya kerana sekolah itu amat bagus.

setelah 23 tahun 4 bulan saya hidup di dunia ini, saya mungkin pernah marah untuk beberapa kali sahaja, selebih nya saya tidak marah..saya gembira.walaupun saya selalu kena marah.

semenjak habis tingkatan lima saya hanya akan diam bila saya marah.perkara in berlarutan sehingga ke hari semalam. dan hari semalam adalah hari yang malang bagi sesiapa yang telah lalu di depan saya kerana mereka telah dibaling secara kejam dengan pen marker dan pemadam papan putih.

walaupun begitu, ini adalah satu petanda baik dimana saya berkemungkinan akan marah lagi di dlam 5 shingga 6 tahun yang akan datang. saya juga ingin meminta maaf kepada insan2 yang di baling semalam dan insan2 yang telah di tengking oleh saya. kerjasama anda amatlah saya hargai.



yang benar
joe(bkn nama sebenar)


p/s: keep your anger down in your heart because other people also have their anger too.