Tuesday, June 28, 2011

lucu

perkara lucu yang telah berlaku baru baru ini.

1. minggu lepas menjadi si paloi di stesen minyak senadin.(rahsia antara aku dan mael)

2. menginterbiu seorang budak bernama A

RB: Nama?
A: A
RB: Isi borang jap.
A: Ok..
selang 30 saat si A menggaru kepala..
A:Encik.kamek lupak nombo IC kamek..IC lupak rah umah..
RB:brapa umo ko tek?camne boleh lupak..
A:umor kamek??kamek rasa dah lepas 18..eh..kamek pun x pasti..
RB:(hairan)..tarikh lahir ko bila?
A:tarikh lahir kamek pun x ingat.lamak dah..
RB:................................(diam untuk 5 minit seterusnya sambil tetak..)...............ok la..ko balit,ko tnyak mak ko balit, ko embak ic ko ke ctok..

3. Membaca borang permohonan kerja seseorang yang bernama B.....ya rabbi..besa2 tulis rah ruangan ya gambar passport..yang ko lekat gamba ko posing rah taman bunga tok pahal?full body gik ya..tangan lam poket rambut belah tengah..bang..kitak salah anta tok bang..tok bukan majalah mangga.

4. Bos berik 2 igek borang orang mintak kerja..
B:u call them for interview,but do not accept them.
RB:erk..y?(sambil nangga borang..)
B:u c that face..that murderer face..if i got a gun i kill him first.aiya..ini company mau bkin minyak maa..bukan mo interbiu jadi komunis..
RB:oooo..hahaha..u already read the form sir?
B: no.y?
RB:look at this C fellow..alasan berhenti kerja before this, diduang kerja.(mengikut ejaan yang telah di eja).this fellow D,alasan berhenti kerja, Bos melarikan diri..aiyo..
B:eh..betol ka??gila ini orang..
RB:one more thing.them both got same hobby.
B: whats that?
RB:they write here, Sukan Malam. bos. what is sukan malam?
B:hahahahahha..cilaka diaorang ini..go and ask them la nanti.hahahaha..(bos tetak dari pukol 4.30 petang sampey nya balit pukol 6 petang..krem jak sik rahang nya)


aiyo...sukan malam..aiyo...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

unexpected life

bersarang udah blog tok.xdahal.xda org baca juak nak..its months passed by. JUNE already..its like yesterday is still like February. i bet a girl with name June have a cute face but always surprising. its 0016 hours and i haven't had a sleepy eyes, because i slept earlier.(penat maaaa) dining with 2 pieces of burger. being busy lately with mill commissioning, mill inspection, maintenance plan, mill upkeep, mill box up. aiyo...may i take rest from all of that?

its not to late to wish selamat penganten baru to my closest friend. hazmi. since the reception, i never meet him anymore. a married guy wouldn't hang out with those insanely single guys.TRUE STORY. what to say, he got new commitment in his life that should be taken more serious rather than those insanely single guys..including me..huahuahua..may Allah bless their marriage and last for the rest of their life. and to my other friends (KAB n HASILAH) who has tied their knot. konggereytulasen. wa....wedding season!!!!!!!!!

and what is it for me?stilll setting up my pace in my life. next target!!!!nintendo WII...hahaha..(thats what a nerd like me like to play with..hahah) and currently enjoying my life and trying to make life interesting.hhahaha..misi menginang pusak bermula!

p/s:every second passed is a moment.just make the best of them to be memorable.